"Hey, where's my hat?"  I asked my wife.
 
"What hat?" my wife responded.
 
"My hat for tennis.  I have a match today, and I need my hat!"  I exclaimed.
 
"Look in your tennis bag, or in the closet where you throw everything!” she exclaimed back.
 
"Hey, I found it where you left it... in my tennis bag,” I responded sarcastically.